Comments on: ode to Laclede and the hog handler http://www.theocho.org/archives/14 The Chronicles of a Country Boy's Adventures in The Big City. Wed, 07 Jan 2009 12:00:10 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.5 by: Crazy Monkey Gurls Unite » Blog Archive » Ode to Laclede and the 3D Rendering Handler http://www.theocho.org/archives/14#comment-20 Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:55:37 +0000 http://www.theocho.org/archives/14#comment-20 [...] Seems he got tired of waiting and decided to take extreme measures to prod me into action—in his latest post, he exposes my criminal record! Yup, folks. This is what I get for letting him do my share of the chores and using him to practice make-up application techniques. No good deed goes unpunished, I guess. [...] […] Seems he got tired of waiting and decided to take extreme measures to prod me into action—in his latest post, he exposes my criminal record! Yup, folks. This is what I get for letting him do my share of the chores and using him to practice make-up application techniques. No good deed goes unpunished, I guess. […]

]]> by: Kiki http://www.theocho.org/archives/14#comment-19 Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:27:03 +0000 http://www.theocho.org/archives/14#comment-19 FIRSTLY, dang, bro. Why you gotta out me like this? Secondly, I take issue with your suggestion that time spent in the back of a mobile incarceration unit means my leaf has fallen from the branch. You forget, our tree is pretty fubar. It takes more than a couple arrests. Like being guilty. Wait ... no. Like being convicted. Wait ... no. Like being remorseless. Wait ... NO. Like being made someone's bitch in prison. Yes! That's what it takes for the leaf to have fallen from the tree in our family. Clearly, my leaf is still solidly attached. Lastly, if only the Nader incident was my lone indiscretion. What can I say? I'm buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-BAD. Yes, to the bone. FIRSTLY, dang, bro. Why you gotta out me like this?

Secondly, I take issue with your suggestion that time spent in the back of a mobile incarceration unit means my leaf has fallen from the branch. You forget, our tree is pretty fubar. It takes more than a couple arrests. Like being guilty. Wait … no. Like being convicted. Wait … no. Like being remorseless. Wait … NO. Like being made someone’s bitch in prison. Yes! That’s what it takes for the leaf to have fallen from the tree in our family. Clearly, my leaf is still solidly attached.

Lastly, if only the Nader incident was my lone indiscretion. What can I say? I’m buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-BAD. Yes, to the bone.

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